🎭 Telehealth Funnel Heist — Master Index

Mirrors run fully on our Cloudflare edge. No live connections to the brands required (third-party CDNs noted per brand). Internal QA/reverse-engineering only.

ROUND 1 — Odelle (Rimo platform, complete)

Odelle Health22 live funnels, full platform mirror

odelle-mirror.pages.dev — index of all 22 (GLP-1 inj/oral/microdose, ED Quattro/Max/Valif, NAD+, GHK-Cu/BPC-157/TB-500 peptides, DM, TRX, sexual wellness)

ROUND 2 — Competitor brands by traffic

Hims8.57M/mo · 1,163 ads

heist-hims.pages.dev/d/sh — intake explorer (GLP-1 / ED / hair / TRT / MH)
…/d/sh/hims/sexual-health — ED/PE flow

Ro / Roman8.0M/mo · 764 ads

heist-ro.pages.dev/pyiozp — Roman ED consult (full 186KB flow schema mirrored)

Hers5.3M/mo · 941 ads

heist-hers.pages.dev/d/sh — women's intake (GLP-1 / hair / MH)

BlueChew3.98M/mo · 617 ads

heist-bluechew.pages.dev/quiz — ED quiz (Angular)

Musely3.5M/mo · 367 ads

heist-musely.pages.dev/signup — skincare Rx signup (quiz behind account wall)

Rugiet2.49M/mo · 1,222 ads

heist-rugiet.pages.dev — ED intake (Vite SPA)

Midi Health1.74M/mo · 77 ads

heist-midi.pages.dev/agewell-visit — HRT women (AgeWell visit)

Mochi Health1.48M/mo · 40 ads

heist-mochi.pages.dev/eligibility — GLP-1 eligibility

Keeps1.02M/mo · 198 ads

heist-keeps.pages.dev/quiz — hair-loss quiz (men)

SkinnyRx736K/mo · 52 ads

heist-skinnyrx.pages.dev/start — GLP-1

AgelessRx555K/mo · 80 ads

heist-agelessrx.pages.dev/wellness-assessment — NAD+ / longevity

Alloy542K/mo · 198 ads

heist-alloy.pages.dev/experience?type=intake — HRT women

Winona439K/mo · 661 ads

heist-winona.pages.dev/health-quiz — HRT women

IVIM Health404K/mo

heist-ivim.pages.dev/form/#/get-started/?interest=weightloss — GLP-1

RemedyMeds322K/mo

heist-remedymeds.pages.dev/quiz — GLP-1 (Supabase/OpenLoop backend)

Fridays180K/mo · 39 ads

heist-fridays.pages.dev — GLP-1

Friday Plansn/a (not in tracker)

heist-fridayplans.pages.dev/v3/qualification/1 — ED generic Viagra qualification

Henry Medsn/a

heist-henrymeds.pages.dev/sign-up — GLP-1 oral drops (OIDC auth wall)

EllieMDn/a

heist-elliemd.pages.dev/register — peptides Rx (SSO wall)

AlanMedsn/a · ★ Bask Health white-label

heist-alanmeds.pages.dev/questionnaire/weight-loss/gender — GLP-1 on BASK (platform login wall — needs Bask session to capture questionnaire)

Gaps / follow-ups

Happy Head (714K, hair) — WordPress form, not yet mirrored
Maximus (258K, TRT) — Typeform embed, rebuild-only
Marek Health (56K, TRT) — Next.js, not yet mirrored
Helix Sleep (2.0M, quiz funnel) + QuietLab (1.09M, DR lander) — sleep category leaders
Sleep intel: Knockout is dead (0 ads, DNS dead); no scaled Rx-sleep telehealth exists — category gap we could own