๐ญ Telehealth Funnel Heist โ Master Index
Mirrors run fully on our Cloudflare edge. No live connections to the brands required (third-party CDNs noted per brand). Internal QA/reverse-engineering only.
ROUND 1 โ Odelle (Rimo platform, complete)
Odelle Health22 live funnels, full platform mirror
- odelle-mirror.pages.dev โ index of all 22 (GLP-1 inj/oral/microdose, ED Quattro/Max/Valif, NAD+, GHK-Cu/BPC-157/TB-500 peptides, DM, TRX, sexual wellness)
ROUND 2 โ Competitor brands by traffic
Hims8.57M/mo ยท 1,163 ads
Ro / Roman8.0M/mo ยท 764 ads
BlueChew3.98M/mo ยท 617 ads
Rugiet2.49M/mo ยท 1,222 ads
Midi Health1.74M/mo ยท 77 ads
Mochi Health1.48M/mo ยท 40 ads
SkinnyRx736K/mo ยท 52 ads
AgelessRx555K/mo ยท 80 ads
Friday Plansn/a (not in tracker)
AlanMedsn/a ยท โ
Bask Health white-label
Gaps / follow-ups
- Happy Head (714K, hair) โ WordPress form, not yet mirrored
- Maximus (258K, TRT) โ Typeform embed, rebuild-only
- Marek Health (56K, TRT) โ Next.js, not yet mirrored
- Helix Sleep (2.0M, quiz funnel) + QuietLab (1.09M, DR lander) โ sleep category leaders
- Sleep intel: Knockout is dead (0 ads, DNS dead); no scaled Rx-sleep telehealth exists โ category gap we could own